shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
(via hotboyproblems)
This weekend is going to be awful.
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
(Source: castiali, via ohmymufasa)
people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’
you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’
vadidgeridoos
(Source: r-i-p-augustus, via ohmymufasa)
DO YOU EVER JUST REMEMBER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE THESE FEELINGS SWOOP IN AND PUNCH YOU IN THE HEART
(Source: dellycartwright, via emily-annabella)
im confused probably like 92% of the time
well what about the other 8 percent
huh?
(Source: nishlo, via ohmymufasa)
lxvf:
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
fun fact
(via ohmymufasa)
Uhhhhhh I feel like you’re still dating her … WTF.
i know you shouldnt judge people based on their music taste but the truth is that 99% of the time it works
(via emily-annabella)
